Tell u all something funny.
My ofc phone got caller id. If internal call, will show names. If external will show phone#. My phone rang, I saw a # very familiar. Looks like my ofc #. So, I picked up.
Caller, "Eh, I ask u huh." (In mandarin, sound like, "I kiss u".) At this point, I knew is my manager.
Me, "Why u call direct line instead of ext?"
Caller, "Oh, cos I dun wan u to recognise is me, scared u pai seh."
Me, "Pai seh wat? Dun bluff lah, forget say forget. Why u wan to kiss me?"
Caller, "Now I gg to ask u one qn, lagi pai seh one, u ready?"
Me, "Ok"
Caller, "How to spell swop?"