To share something..
Conversation with Jiang Mei, a PRC freelance prostitute given Singapore PR by the PAP
OPINION
During a NUS ministerial forum early this week, Deputy Prime Minister Teo Chee Hean proclaimed that the PAP has been very “strict” with immigration and they accept only foreign “talents” who can “contribute” to Singapore.
Due to the PAP’s liberal immigration and pro-foreigner policies, foreigners now make up 36 percent of Singapore’s population, up from 14 percent in 1990.
Unlike other developed nations, prospective immigrants do not have to pass a mandatory International English test such as IELTS to work, study or live in Singapore.
Furthermore, it is amazingly easy for foreigners to obtain Singapore PR which does not require a minimum period of residency and approved in double quick-time.
The state media reported last year on one China National Zhang Yuanyuan who obtained Singapore PR within two months of application.
According to the Home Affairs Ministry, two out of every three PR applicants are successful, some of whom are construction workers, cleaners, masseurs and even freelance prostitutes.
How these “professionals” can be considered as “talents” by DPM Teo and his other PAP colleagues is anybody’s guess. Some readers have feedbacked to us to provide proof that freelance prostitutes are given Singapore PR by the PAP.
Let us share with you an encounter by one of our readers Nick with a Singapore PR from China who is currently working as a freelance prostitute in a massage parlor in Chinatown which took place last year December.
Note: The names are fictitious, the venue is a massage parlor at Chinatown, exact location not given for obvious reasons. Readers who do not believe the story can explore the place to find out yourself.
Translated from Chinese:
Nick is a frequent “cheongster” (patron) of massage parlors and KTV lounges. He is amazed that quite a number of the masseurs and KTV hostesses from China are Singapore PRs. Brothers who “cheong” frequently will be able to corroborate his claims.
Below is a conversation that Nick had with Jiang Mei, a masseur working as a freelance prostitute in Chinatown:
Jiang Mei (standing outside the parlor soliciting customers):
“帅哥 (handsome guy), do you want some 按摩 (massage)?”
Nick (entering the parlor):
“Hmm….is Ying Zi around?”
Jiang Mei:
“She went for course sponsored by the government.”
Nick:
“What course?”
Jiang Mei:
“Some skill upgrading course to be a beautician, try me, I promise to give you excellent service.”
Note: Nick subsequently found out that the course is sponsored by SPUR for a diploma to become a beautician. Our beloved PAP government has been spending taxpayers’ monies to sponsor these freelance PRC prostitutes for “upgrading”.
Nick stripped to his birthday suit and the massage session began.
Nick:
“Where are you from, first time here?”
Jiang Mei:
“China, have been here for a few months already.”
Nick:
“Which part of China?”
Jiang Mei:
“江西 (Jiangxi province), heard of it before?”
Nick:
“Not really, how many years have you been in Singapore?”
Jiang Mei:
“Five years already.”
Nick:
“PR already?”
Jiang Mei:
“Yeah, worked as a factory worker in the first year, my company helped me applied for Singapore PR.”
Nick:
“so fast?”
Jiang Mei:
“Got my PR within six months. It is very easy to get, some of my colleagues got theirs in two months only. Just fill up the application form and our company will do the rest for us.”
Nick:
“So what did you do later?”
Jiang Mei:
“Providing special massage? haha…”
Nick:
“Not thinking of going back to China?”
Jiang Mei:
“Must earn money first. Not easy in China nowadays, I earned only RMB2,000 back home as a beautician, can earn more here. Why, you thinking of “包” me?” (包 = to be mistress)
Nick:
“Haha….I am too poor to “包” you.”
Jiang Mei:
“So……do you want to try my special service? (hands moving down to massage Nick’s crotch)”
Nick (acting blurred):
“Oh…what special service?”
Jiang Mei:
“讨厌 (naughty), you are not the first-time here, don’t pretend!”
Nick:
“If you don’t tell me, how I know?”
Jiang Mei:
“Standard - 打飞机 (”beat aeroplane”) – $50, 吹笛(”blow flute”) – $70, 全身服务 (whole body service) – $100″
NOTE: These are terms for some sexual services. Readers who are interested to know what they mean exactly are advised to find out more themselves on the internet.
Nick:
“Hmmm….a bit ex, let me consider.”
Jiang Mei:
“Ahh…don’t be like this, since you are here already, 来爽一爽, I will make you happy, you are my first customer of the day.”
Nick:
“Inclusive of massage?”
Jiang Mei:
“Massage is $30 goes to the boss, I earn only through the special service. Try my whole body package, everything included, guarantee you will be extremely satisfied!”
Nick:
“hmm…..didn’t bring enough money.”
Jiang Mei:
“Don’t bluff me, how much money do you have now in your wallet?”
Nick:
“$100 only, not enough for the whole body package.”
Jiang Mei:
“Then try my blowing skills, 来啦! time is running out, “happy times” are precious, don’t waste it, you are not short of money anyway right.”
Nick:
“You have 套 (cap)?”
Jiang Mei:
“Of course! (strips!)”
END OF CONVERSATION
The above dialogue between Nick and Jiang Mei is REAL and is published here NOT to promote any promiscuous activities but simply to DEBUNK the PAP’s blatant LIES that it has been STRICT on immigration.
Is there any other country in the world which gives PRs to prostitutes? And somemore Singapore taxpayers have to sponsor them for “upgrading”! The PAP is indeed making a fool out of itself and making Singapore a laughing stock in the eyes of the world.
In a recent interview with the National Geographic magazine, PAP strongman Lee Kuan Yew said that it is a “good thing” that Singapore has welcomed so many Chinese immigrants (from mainland China) as they are more “hard-driving” and “hard-striving” than locals.
He forgot to add that new immigrants like Jiang Mei are more “hard-thrusting” too. (no pun intended)
http://www.temasekreview.com/2010/04/08/conversation-with-jiang-mei-a-prc-freelance-prostitute-given-singapore-pr/
