BUSTED!!!
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> A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked
> into a local
> Hooters.
> The place was hopping with music and loud
> conversation and every once
> in a while the lights would turn off.
> Each time the lights would go out, the place would
> erupt into cheers.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room
> went dead silent.
> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I
> please use the
> restroom?
> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you
> that there is a statue
> of
> a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
> "Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,"
> said the nun.
> So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the
> restaurant, and she
> proceeded to the restroom.
> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
> whole place stopped just
>
> long enough to give the nun a loud round of
> applause.
> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
> understand.
> Why did they applaud for me just because I went to
> the restroom?"
> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the
> bartender, "Would you
> like a drink?"
> "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled
> nun.
> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the
> fig leaf on the statue
>
> is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that
> drink?"