"A Good Laugh"
A 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind
young girls?"
Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it
"
A white couple had a black baby ... .The husband doesn't believe that it's
his baby.
Husband: Why is the baby black?
Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you
should be thankful that you are not barking!!!
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is
pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.
A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and
confidential?
Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that IS confidential .