hi mummies.. mondays are always a nightmare.. causing me permanent monday headaches lately! and guess what i'm doing up... waiting for a call with US time zone! faint!
hi sparrow! bbG says guten tag to sebi! good to hear u have settled down n have back up for the month hehe..
PB: you make the ngor hiang.. i host the party? hehehe
welcome back to the rat race, JSP & cellow... ease into it slowly and pump as you go!
maid matters.. sigh.. i also have.. how do you girls have the energy and spirits to change change change and hope a better one comes along? for me, it's this one or none liao.. sigh...dun even wanna think of another that could be better?
but cellow.. so u made it clear to your helper that you are sending her back soon? aren't you worried about her doing something nasty or stealing or scheming? didn't realise she's filipino
congrats to mich extending her good helper's time here..
sigh but the thought of having to do housework and everything all by ourselves again.. plus i'm so NOT keen to send my precious bbG to a childcare centre.. sigh..
stand chart run: for the fun of it, the charity and the atmosphere mah.. you and your hubby can easily afford 100x of the $20 lah.. come lah! more fun!
they will have their own little tee and a goodie bag too!
this week lunch: dunno how busy I will be yet.. so can't commit.. but things seem crazy currently at work arrgh!
on a lighter note.. something to share with you all:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
20. A backward poet writes inverse.
21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
22. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!