<font color="0000ff">fr my colleague, good laugh to end a friday..i just copy & paste the whole thing cos it is quite long ..so boh bian for the lettering </font>
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Fw: Confession of a Boss - Why I fired my Secretary.
I WENT
DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY,
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!', AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.
AS IT TURNED
OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY.'
I
THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER.
MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
SO WHEN I LEFT
FOR THE OFFICE,I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND
SOMEWHAT
DESPONDENT.
AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE
SAID, 'GOOD MORNING, BOSS,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'
IT FELT A
LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED.
I WORKED UNTIL ONE
O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID,
'YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A
BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST
YOU AND ME.'
I SAID, 'THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD
ALL DAY. LET'S
GO!'
WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO
WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO.
WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH
A PRIVATE TABLE.
WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL
TREMENDOUSLY.
ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, 'YOU KNOW,
IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE
OFFICE, DO WE?'
I RESPONDED, 'I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?'
SHE SAID, 'LET'S GO
TO MY APARTMENT.'
AFTER ARRIVING AT HER
APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, 'BOSS, IF YOU
DON'T MIND,
I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE
RIGHT
BACK.'
'OK.' I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
SHE WENT INTO THE
BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT
CARRYING A
HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF
MY
FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'.
AND I JUST SAT
THERE...
ON THE
COUCH...
NAKED.