Hi gals
If you have not laugh loud recently..........
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> >> Prospective Employer to Applicant: ' So why did you leave your previous
> >> job?'
> >> Applicant: ' The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'
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> >> Wife: ' Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and
> >> brought all our five kids with him.'
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> >> Radio Host: ' Ok, go ahead!'
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> >> Wife: ' Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only
> >> one of them is yours.'
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> >> Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to
> >> ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out. Is
> >> BIRDS
> >> FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
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> >> You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is
> >> very loud. Every time you farted, you timed it with the music. When
> >> you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger looks
> >> at
> >> you, and you suddenly realized . . . .. that you have your MP3
> >> player on your ears !
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> >> WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
> >> HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: 'GO TO
> >> HELL',
> >> that's why I came home early.
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> >> John: it's my wife's birthday
> >> Peter: what's your gift to her?
> >> John: i asked her what she wanted
> >> Peter: what did she said?
> >> J: anything, as long a there is a DIAMOND.
> >> P: what did you gave her?
> >> J: playing cards
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> >> Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
> >> Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
> >> Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY! <
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