This is funny!
'Know Thy Neighbors'
There was a little old lady who was very spiritual who would step out
on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky
and yell, "Praise the Lord!"
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became
very irritated with the spiritual lady. So after a
month or so of her yelling "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went
outside on his porch and yelled back, "There is no
Lord!"
Yet, the little old lady continued. One cold, wintry day, when the
little old lady couldn't get to the store, she went
out on her porch, raised her hands up to the sky and said, "Help me,
Lord; I have no more money, it's cold, and I have
no more food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there were three bags of food
on the porch, enough to last her a week. "Praise
the Lord!" she yelled.
The atheist stepped out from the bushes and said, "There is no Lord;
ha!
ha! ha!, I bought those groceries!"
(Hold on...the ending is pretty good!).
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the
Lord, You sent me groceries and You made the Devil pay for them!"