Mummies,
I got this from one of my friends.
Restrictly for ladies to read for leisure
<font color="ff0000">Are Men Really Hard To Please</font>
<font color="0000ff">The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u IGNORE him, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u don't dress PROPERLY, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't believe him, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT!
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true & say that gals are no better off..
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
What to do..thats why the "battle" between both sexes never ends.. haha</font>