ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?

[shahlynn]

Lynn,
dorang carik chance nak buang dlm ajer...
hehehhehe


oopppsss! i blom jawap nshah nyer soalan...
can sumone explain to her wat is dorky

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">mas,
if shifting east pun another 3 to 4 yrs time.
takkan rumah nak biarkan gini je kan?
hehehe...
sebenarnya chek dah malas nak cuci n jemur langsir plus langsir takes up so much space.
tu yang nak tukar blinds before puasa ni.
cuma my living room je nak buat langsir.

lina,
pandai u eh buat list.

mas,
u nak further study taking wat?
kepo aku ni eh..</font>

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">Quote *Lynn,
dorang carik chance nak buang dlm ajer...
hehehhehe *

memang selalu pun buang dlm pe.. nak buang kat mana lagi kan?? hehehhe</font>

 

[momma_naqi]

lynzi,
me taking up dip in supply chain...relevant to work..

 

[myohmy]

"memang selalu pun buang dlm pe.. nak buang kat mana lagi kan??"

decent si lynn nie eh...for those yg tak makan pills,etc kena buang di tempat yg sesuaiiii

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">Quote *for those yg tak makan pills,etc kena buang di tempat yg sesuaiiii*

di tempat yg sesuai tu dia mana??? aku pun tak makan pills

korang ni cakap straightforward boleh tak.. jgn belok2.. confuse aku...</font>

 

[noni1]

Lina

kalau aku no problem bec gynae dah cakap naturally not possible..

 

[shahlynn]

Lina,
the technicians kat sini kan.. ada term cantik tau!
kalau kau tanya dorang, anak dah braper?
dorang tanya balik... anak hidup ke anak benjol?
anak hidup = currently the living ones.
anak benjol, anak lemas ada banyak!

anak benjol = dorang buang kat tilam/tembok.
benjol, coz the sperm hit hard surface.. so 'anak2' benjol2...

anak lemas = dorang masturbate, buang kat toilet bowl!
macam siak kan!??

 

[myohmy]

lynn...

kalau tak buang dalam...buang diluar ler...ade paham....

 

[myohmy]

shahlynn

LOL!

 

[shahlynn]

*open up spreadsheet. format application form for sex education*

*prints form*

Lynn,
nie membership form, kau isi, kau pass kat Lina.
nanti dia kasi kau some 'life lessons'.

 

[shahlynn]

mas,
akak dah tak bleh blajar... otak dah karat habis.
commitment banyak...
so abang ajer yg masih pergi skolah...

*cam klakar sak berbual abang-akak*

 

[noni1]

Lina tengah prepare syllabus

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="000000">chett!! ada ke aku TTC!
sape yg tarok, pi delete!! choyyyyaaaa...

Slynn,
hah..bagui! healthy lifestlye kan camtu...meh sini join aku..

ni 27 June pon ada futsal lagik..hehehe..</font>

 

[shahlynn]

Notty,
healthy? dorang healthy... lari satu padang!
kita kat bench makan pastries/cakes/eclairs.... healthy kebabai!
ahhahaha

 

[myohmy]

TTC
-lynn
-lynzi
-shahlynn (REALLY??)
-wati
-nora (pending)


MTB
-smalldreams

AI (already ikat)
-Dan

TTI
-nshah (hoping to hv e courage soon)

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="000000">Slynn
sape ckp????? mak mak pon ada team bola tau!</font>

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">Lina
okk baru saya faham.. hehee

shahlynn
tu apa form tu.. ehh taknak ahh, belajar yg bukan2 pulak.. lagi2 dgn si Cikgi Lina.. hari2 kinky je nanti.. LOL</font>

 

[shahlynn]

{hari2 kinky je nanti}
Kan dah SAH.... tak salah per!

Lynn,
repeat after me...
"TANGGUNGJAWAP ISTERI" "TANGGUNGJAWAP ISTERI"
"TANGGUNGJAWAP ISTERI" "TANGGUNGJAWAP ISTERI"

 

[athlete]

hello!
back from lunch and window shopping, now at home.

wats TTI?

 

[myohmy]

notty
bola kocek kapa

 

[myohmy]

Time To Ikat

 

[nshah]

<font color="119911">athlete
hehe agak je T=trying T=to I=ikat? hehe</font>

 

[noni1]

athlete

how come u can balik so early??

 

[nshah]

<font color="119911">oops salah hehe</font>

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">Shahlynn
memang lah tanggungjawap.. tapi klu selalu, boleh longga lutut oiitttt</font>

 

[shahlynn]

Lynn,
lutut longgar tak pasal...
kelengkang melecet lagi parah!
*chui notty*

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="000000">Slynn
*toink*
kelengkang sape melecet? kelengkang kau eh...

TTC
-lynn
-lynzi
-shahlynn (REALLY??)
-wati
-nora (pending)


MTB
-smalldreams

AI (already ikat)
-Dan

TTI
-nshah (hoping to hv e courage soon)
-Notty </font>

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">ahhh boleh sampai kelengkang melecet?? siapa tu?? hehehe</font>

 

[shahlynn]

TTC
-shahlynn (REALLY??)

pandai2 tau Lina!!!

Aku nyer target kan skrg nak jadi neighbour Nora!

 

[myohmy]

TTC
-lynn
-lynzi
-wati
-nora (pending)


MTB
-smalldreams

AI (already ikat)
-Dan

TTI
-nshah (hoping to hv e courage soon)
-Notty

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">Shahlynn
kesian mika nak adek.. he coming 5 rite?? sanggup kau taknak kasi mika adek.. just for e sake nak jadi neighbour nora.. chet!!


TTC
-lynn (pending lepas puasa)
-lynzi
-wati
-nora (pending)


MTB
-smalldreams

AI (already ikat)
-Dan

TTI
-nshah (hoping to hv e courage soon)
-Notty </font>

 

[Lynn02]

<font color="0000ff">*Start packing2..*</font>

 

[maswan02]

hei hei

u all membebel ape nie...panjang nye

so...dari tadi takde olang sms ku sape pompuan tu yg kat dlm keta...

so ku buat andaian je...

 

[shahlynn]

{just for e sake nak jadi neighbour nora.. chet!!}
Lynn,
janji hati gue happy....

 

[noni1]

danrayn

i thot u cakap u gie disco dgn her??
nottygal tanyer, time pegi disco tu she masih pakai puting eh..ehheheh

psst: next time jgn cakap disco, cakap clubbing k

 

[myohmy]

ok Dan....

nanti i antar u invoice as per requested...

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">dan,
i dah kena ban by slynn from mentioning the name ah.
meh chek sms kat u</font>

 

[myohmy]

Dan lain kali boleh cakap 'cocok langit'...

kalau disco dah macam lagu hindustan

"IM A DISCO DANCERRRRR"

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="000000">Hi Dan dangdut...
dah baca archive lom..so do u guess correctly??</font>

 

[myohmy]

Dan Dangdut
Pakai Baju Lap Lip
Nyanyi Lagu 'Kau Kunci Hatiku'
Gi Disco Pakai Helmet heh!

 

[athlete]

nora,
i'm a freelancer, so no fixed working hrs. i'm given a deadline, then its own-time, own-target.

 

[Lynn02]

 

[myohmy]

bye lynn....

 

[maswan02]

salah olang wor....lol

kalau betul si lina n lynzi sms tu...i lum pernah dgr...baru nie

BUT her family &amp; my mom's family dulu satu kampung

Sorry gals...me never go dangdut b4

 

[wati]

ok kengkawan... bye

 

[myohmy]

athelete...u freelance aper?

 

[myohmy]

bye wati

 

[maswan02]

bye lynn &amp; wati

 

[athlete]

bye wati n lynn...

lina, i'm a freelance producer