ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?

"Lina.. letak vaseline kat mana.. kat pole ker kat sambal kupang..?"

kau pon same horny cakap orang hihihihihi

suke hati kaulah mane nak taruk...i tahu kau suke joget badan minyak2...rambut basah2 sikit
 


athlete
Hey are you back home?
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(ignores all gross related posts)
 
mariah carey
i think she is just v fat la
she couldnt even stand up without the dancers supporting her

she cld be on fertility drugs and thats making her looking like a truck... oopps
 
Pose Duyung:
nti mlm nie aku try.. tgk kalau nelayan ku tertarik ker tak.. heheh

tak dpt tarik kau tukar pose..pose Dayang Bunting..hehehe..*ampun tuanku*
 
"from airport straight to office?"

supposed to be, but i singgah rumah sekejap, mandi and pick up the car.
but sekarang am soooo sleepy.
macam mana nak drive balik ni.
i'm already on my 2nd cup of coffee.
 
The radio djs from class 95 dah confirm she is pregnant lah... tapi mcm kelakar cos she cannot stand lepas jatuh..
 
Lina is so disgusting seh today,... yucks..

ok lah kengkawan.. i ada lagi 6 min.. nak berak then balik.. ok bye..

jumpa esok.
 
alicia keys, who IS preggy, also fell recently while performing.
i don't how they all do it man.
during my preggy time, was soo lembik, lemah, mabuk, muntah...
 
athlete, wati
alicia keys tu muda. umur belum 25 pun kan?
of coz ler banyak energy.
The younger you are, the easier the pregnancy I think. Budak muda2, lepas beranak, 2-3 hari later dah boleh pakai seluar jeans. hahaha
 
the thing is dorang preggy and can wear sky high heels.. kan memang senang nak jatoh

dulu i nak jalan pun susah ... tsk tsk tsk
 
Morning semua!

Yup, kejap dah nak 2011.
To me once Sept dah habis, its considered end of year already.

SD,
You in da house?
I feel like going to fork n spoon today.
 
selamat pagi bidadari semua!

hari Selasa I psyche myself to kemas store - took half a day to re-organise and throw some stuff.
sekarang my store dah boleh masok 3 orang, before this cume sorang jer bleh masok at a time, tu pon one step in jer.. kes my helper just sumbat barang wherever there is space.
*note to self: must re-educate her when she returns*

wah semalam topik gempak - ada cerita tak pakai baju sumer.. vaseline lah.. joget-joget pose duyung lah.. nasib baik i busy giler pasal prepare Lis nyer contribution for class party.. kalau tak sure i pon kasi lauk tambah.. hiak hiak hiak!
 
hello nor,
niari kemas apa pulak?

btw, any of you gals here do or know pple who do multi-level marketing?
just tanya aje, cos i'm a bit pissed of with some of them.
 
morning mumsies..

athlete,
yes yes yes!!!
Blardy irritating!
ada yg muka tembok, cannot take NO for an answer...

but yg berakal, will just introduce once, and dats it!
these type, most of the time, i ended up buying from them... sooner or later.
 
athlete

mlm.. yg i tak boleh angkat is their "marketing' abt how fantastic their stuff are

and yes many yg muke tembok
but u have to give these pple credit for the "tireless" efforst yg make most of us damn tired dodging them

i got a cousin yg tak geng kite bec we dun "support" his "biz"
 
here's my story:

On Sun, HB's fren tel and said that he wants to come to our place.
So masih tengah raya, kan, so we thought he's coming for raya.
Then, he came with,I assumed, was his wife.
But both pakai baju biasa aje.
the woman was super friendly for someone I've never met before.
We exchanged hp and all.
Then my aunties came over, so I stopped talking to he.
But she kept on introing herself to my guests, made small-talk.
SO i thought she was just v peramah.
All this while, my hb was takling to his friend.

After they left, baru "rahsia" terbongkar.
The both are MLM-ers!
They guy gave my HB the sales pitch.
And the woman was not even his wife!

We were both so annoyed cos they came under the pretense of "jalan raya"!
Then, yesterday the woman called me.
I pretended that I was busy at work.
So now, I've labelled her hp no as "Do Not Answer", in cse she calls again.

Blardy liars.
 
"But she kept on introing herself to my guests, made small-talk."


Red alert pun mesti on bec usually pple wont impose themselves on others
kalau boleh makcik makcik u yer hp no. all she nak collect
 
athlete...
sungguh tak masuk diakal langsung orang2 ni...
KAn lagi musim raya...takleh tunggu ke....
So hard up seh nak jual barang....
Ada yg sanggup tau kononnya buat open house nak gather2...skali ada udang dsebalik Mee Hong Kong...nak suruh masuk members lah etc...
TO me kan...kalau I perlukan sesuatu....I knowlah where to find these stuff..
 
athlete, nari ingat nak re-org the girls' closet - MY WAY.

i think my helper don't have organising skills ah, barang semua main sumbat mana ada space.. but i pon too busy to re arrange and now ada time boleh buat slowly.

MLM - i feel sorry for those ppl who try so hard to convince us and themselves that they can be bloody rich by joining this scheme!
 
nor..

same lah my helper...

seluar jeans baru my kids for raya tak tau mane dia letak...

skali jumpa she mixed with te daily wear...haizz
 
dan, yeah exactly.. my swim wear i carik satu hari tak jumpa, rupanya she put together with the kids'
dah terbantot plan nak pi swimming
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dan,
that one memang dah biasa also with my mom's helper.
baju tidur, dia campur dgn baju jalan.
almost every other day, i yg tukang alih2 kan.

mas,
my tekak nak makan kway teow goreng chinese style.
 


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