ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?


"kalau tak aku dah teropong satu2"

hari2 Dan tembel...beli masuk bab nak teropong aku\cip...focus kena jauh kalau tak tak nampak ape2 hiihih
 
i was just talking to a fren the other day

kite kalau pakai bigini tak boleh cakap two piece

lebih lebih 5 pc

atas 2 pc

bawah - belakang 2 pc, depan 1 pc

almaklum.. surface area banyak
 
baru nak picture spam kat sini of a fleshy woman in a bikini.
then teringat masih pat office.
kalau google "fat woman in bikini" nanti budak2 kat the network dept ingat i nak cari porn-tip pulak.
 
Notty...you malu dgn HB you ker ? Tak sangka eh.. you nie pun ada sifat2 wanita melayu terakhir.. I ikut mood lah. Kalau nk send "signal".. i lepas mandi, lap badan then sajer jer keluar toilet bogel, then pergi laci cari seluar sepen seksi.. then take an oversize T-Shirt..(padahl baju aku semua oversize kan) then pakai untuk tido.. then spray badan dgn minyak wangi lah.. then baring.. hahaha.. jeng jeng jeng.. projek X pun bermula.. LOL.

Bikini aku pattern Hawaii lah.. hehehe.. beli 2 plak tu. Buat kenangan...

Lina, kalau pakai t-shirt tak pakai coli time orang dtg tu mcm melampau.. unless T-shirt tu betul longgar.. kalau tight confirm nampak punat..
 
Kalau nk send "signal".. i lepas mandi, lap badan then sajer jer keluar toilet bogel, then pergi laci cari seluar sepen seksi.. then take an oversize T-Shirt..(padahl baju aku semua oversize kan) then pakai untuk tido.. then spray badan dgn minyak wangi lah.. then baring.. hahaha.. jeng jeng jeng.. projek X pun bermula.. LOL.


cip..cip..u made my day lah cip..aku lepak kat sini..

*mas imagining cip joget hawaii bogel2 depan ehem*
 
Athlete, you nak gambar 'fat woman in bikini' eh? Balik i amik gambar ok...

Ladies i nak share something.. remember i have a Myanmar colleague yg tk tahu nak respect our Halal food issues.. she keep using our oven to heat up her pork food even though there is another oven ? I dah pasang lock tadi pagi.. hehehe.. Member terus serang to my fren and tanyer kenapa nak kena lock? Kalau panaskan udang/ayam pun ok per.. ? siao kan..

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bravo bravo...kalau tak paham bahasa...nie macam agarnya...

nora joget hawaii tak yah lidah keluar...tapi cip kalau dah stim kodok...lidah dia terkeluar...
 
ish ish, apa ni, pasal bikini semua keluar?
Belum hari khamis. hahahaha...

terrer ko, wati. Sampai ada mangga.
Sanggup betul. Hahaha!
 
Wei.. rabaks korang... Hawaii dance tak syiok lah.. Pole dance bagus... posing ikan duyung eh? Tak pernah try eh... nanti mlm nie aku try.. tgk kalau nelayan ku tertarik ker tak.. heheh
 
athlete...boleh...
kau panggil wati...

but i saw before fridge ade lock..

or try the rantai ala2 kedai mamak lock ice-cream
 
Lock tu tak payah drill.. senang jer.. aku pakai heavy duty heat resistant punyer 3M tape. The outer part of the oven tak panas pun. Aku dah geram lah.. cos she mocking the 'halal' issue..

Dia tgk kenapa kita ada pinggan sendiri and sponge sendiri.. dia pun bring her own sponge tau.. then when tgk jer.. dia cepat2 ckp.. dun worry.. "My sponge is halal" then she will laugh.. bingit kan.
 
pole dance

i watched OMG yg vertical dancers tu
wow.. impressive seh.. betol yer skill

dah tak leh describe banyak banyak nanti lina kelam kabut order pole
 
cip

posing ikan duyung
baring sideways
one hand prop head up
satu kaki angkat naik turun kat ujung ujung ala tail flapping


MAS JANGAN BUAT SEKARANG!!!
 
Aku memang ingat nak buat drama kat sini.. nak pakai rantai.. tapi memandangkan takut ada customer lalu lalang pantry.. dah kecoh per..

Tapi aku terror.. dah pasang, dgn pantas panggil Director suruh tgk.. konon2 mintak izin pasang lock.. Director aku terkejut lah.. his 1st question is "Who is so stupid and uneducated to not know this oven is for halal food?!" padahal this girl is his pet tau.. tapi aku tak nak dia terkejut babi.. so i just said..'Somebody'..
 
Aku memang pakar drill... nie barang office ler.. tak berani lah.

Kau ketawakan aku Lina.. nanti kau.. aku drill lobang kau nanti.. hehehe..

Kesian Mas.. asal asyik dia jadi mangsa..Mentang-mentang lah dia suka pakai tikar mengkuang...hehehe

Nora and Lina very the horny since last time tau kengkawan... pasal nie jer hidup.
 

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