ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?


"kalau nora kan..dia cuci muka bukak mata tau.!"
notty..nie baru orang kate sambil cuci muke..cuci mate skali...kwang3
 
Lina tengah bayangkan budak Ju'on tengah perhatikan mandi agaknya.. sebab tu mandi bukak mata! *ketawa sampai sakit perut*

oh yes yes yes the maids ni dah memang lama dah belajar dari sinetron Indo.. drama dorang world.. cuma maid tak pakai mekap jer cam dalam sinetron tu.


notty, eh tak lah brani sgt.. but as long as i tak rasa wierd i ok.
my carpark memang sunyi but so far i takder lah rasa anything bad.. cuma ada sekali tu ada bau wangi sikit, i buat dono ah.. momok pon tau pakai perfume??
 
Patut mata korang bersinar-sinar mcm pakai EYEMO !

Notty.. sambil tgk-tgk atas pokok eh.. kau kelakar kaper ? Sekali dia bertenggek kat dahan yg rapuh.. terus patah dah hinggap atas kepala hang... apo citer? Keluar citer kat suratkhabar..

"Wanita melayu dijumpai terkejut katak sambil bola mata terpacak ke atas di tepi jalan rumah landed property"...
 
Nor, kalau bau kuat benda tu dekat siol.. kat atas kepala you agaknya.. hehehe..

I badan besar, hati ada taman bunga, seluar sepen ada bunga kembang malam.. pun takut dgr Misteri Jam 12.. apa2 lah citer hantu.. Aku boleh jadi stress covering up my ears and eyes at the same time..
 
nor pakai perfume...tu ok...jgn tegur ajer...bau busuk pon jgn tegur...

hantu nie semua EMO...dorang tak suke orang tegur2...hihihi
 
athlete, incredible tales i feel macam kelakar.. mekap pon tak real. the better momok movies are from thailand/korea i feel, i ter-segan sikit..
 
1 or 2 mths before puasa my hub nampak cik pon sitting on bus stop railing at mandai..benda tu tunduk aje..

yg paling kelakar my hub antar bos dia yg dah mabuk balik at second ave, boss dia masih terkial2 kluar kereta, hub kluar kreta dulu skali dia tgk atas tu pokok rambutan cik pon tertengek..dia kluar kan hp nak record, skali hp tiba2 flat, battery dead! boss dia kluar, why u still here? then hub pon tunjuk atas..boss dia lintang pukang masuk umah dia..hahaha! bsok nye hub kena marah..hahaha
 
cip
aku ingat kalau aku kat luar, senang aku sprinting..hehehe..

kat dlm ada chance aku asik tgk rear mirror je..ternampak tros aku kejong kat situ!
 
bonda wati, hahahahahah!!

i tak berani tengok cos i have a v wild imagination.
and dulu i used to travel alone for work quite a lot.
then my hb pun kerja shift,
malam i selalu sorang2.

but then, i pernah ada "experience"
at my mom's previous palce.
it was groundfloor.
so the roof of the verandah is zinc (macam rumah kampung)
i was watching tv around 3 am.
then i heard on the verandah roof, sound of wings fluttering.
it was v loud as if the wings are v big, like macam pics of angels that you see.
terus matikan tv, naik atas tidur.
 
Notty.. seram nyer.. Hubby you boleh ternampak benda-benda gini eh. Kirim salam sudah .. ehehe..

I dulu time kecik2 ada lah terjumpa.. tapi tu part rumah lama..kalau sekarang jauh kan lah.. makin tua, semangat makin lemah..
 
athelte....errr kalau pat hotel sorang2...

tito bukak lampu i no hal..

time mandi bukak TV....tapi kena make sure jgn ade cerita hantu....

nak mandi dlm tub...sekali teringat hantu yg keluar dari tub terus niat hancus

there was once...i tried to angkat the mattress....teringat cerita pat hotel at Genting yg bwh mattress ade mayat...

tapi tu tilam berat nak mams...tak terangkat aku... hihihi...
 
"Patut mata korang bersinar-sinar mcm pakai EYEMO !"

hahahha ..

athlete
whn i watching tv andicnredibles tales yer ads keluar..
i cepat cepat tukar channel
kalau tak terbayang bayang

cip
ape hal pulak adik adik kau kasi bibik duit.. haiyah
 
cip
tu lah kalau aku pon tak nampak pon tak pe..!

lina
tu lah lepak siot aku dgr dia cite..

athlete
recently pon my 1ST SIL cite psl koponakan dia kena near CCK drvg ctr..tu seram giler, aku dgr je dah degup2 jantung..tak terbyg kalau kena diri aku sendiri, tak blh pengsan pon eksen pengsan..
 
notty, mekkkk! yr hub masih nak record lagi.. skali cik pon terperasan, dia turun kejap then tell yr hub "nanti nanti kasi i touch up dulu!"
heheheheh!


athlete, i have similar experience at my mom's old place kat Bedok Reservoir. but bukan atas bumbung, it was just outside my room window and i hear flapping sound. i tak brani nak gerak.. besok nya i told my mom, then she ask me "kau tgh uzur eh?" and i said yes. then she said agaknya the cik pon in disguise as angsa dah bau my dirty blood! eishhhh.. demam 2 hari!
 
"tak blh pengsan pon eksen pengsan.."

hahahahah....

kalau hantu cina senang ajer...tahan nafas...consperm dia tak dapat carik...
 
"aku kat hotel mandi dan memberot pon aku bukak pintu...sedut sama rata, jgn tamak tamak..LOL!"

ni namanya 'sharing is caring!' LOL!
 
eh actually tengok crite momok tak seram.. ni crite pasal own personal experience lagi seram segan... nasib baik lah tak payah gi out-station in the near future..
 
"aku kat hotel mandi dan memberot pon aku bukak pintu...sedut sama rata, jgn tamak tamak..LOL!"

slap forhead...

alah aku bukan kat hotel jer.. pat rumah pun.. heheheh
 
Notty.. gross !!!!

Nora... adik2 aku tu konon mcm kesian cos for 9 mths gaji dia $20.. tapi sekarang dah takder.. dah kena spelling dgn aku per..

"nanti nanti kasi i touch up dulu!" nie takper.. sekali cik pon tu ckp dgn hubby Notty..
"Bang.. nanti you dah amik, jgn lupa upload kat FACEBOOK tau.. then you add me as fren.. nama I.. Harum Sundal Malam.." Hehheheheh
 
"aku kat hotel mandi dan memberot pon aku bukak pintu...sedut sama rata, jgn tamak tamak..LOL!"

LOL!!! sharing is caring mahhhh...

yeah japz lagik nak balik...

aku kena time preggy 1st anak...
pat wooldands blk 618....blok baru jiran sebelah kosong...

aku tinggal sorang...

pat luar ade orang ketuk2...
then tgk tarak orang...

aku baring tgk TV...tgk ceiling...
sekali kain putih terbang...
aku rase perut aku cam nak terburai...aku baca ape yg patut....

n pat yishun...pat luar cam bunyi bende bertengek n wings flapping...also time pregnant...

pat woodlands tu jugak...time tito...hub dapat mimpi...orang tue nie kejutkan hub...suruh jaga isteri...cik pon dah 'standby' pat luar tingkap...

oklah dah nak balik...bye semua
 
lepas bace lina yer posting tu

conpem ni malam aku mandi bukak pintu toilet and suruh hb tunggu luar
and shampoo basuh muke tak tutup mate..

chett la si lina nie!!!
 
Nora.. LOL... dia nak angkat tilam takut bawah ada mayat.. dia ingat hotel pakai tilam sponge murah kat pasar malam kaper..
 
Bang.. nanti you dah amik, jgn lupa upload kat FACEBOOK tau.. then you add me as fren.. nama I.. Harum Sundal Malam.." Hehheheheh

hhahah.. mamposs
 
Nora.. hantu pun terror oi..

By the way, korang dah baca news..yg Dr.Mthir accusing Singapore to be the caused of their racism issues.. siao ah.. aku rasa dua-dua dah nyanyok seh.

ok kengkawan... kita nak act busy and balik now.. Niari nak gi bawak Maya gie Safra Jurong main playground.

Love you hantu teteks... hehehe
 
athlete, abih segan?!

time preggy and time uzur darah tengah kotor so these thingys macam berkenan kat kita..
 
Things to do today :-

1) Shampoo rambut dan mata
2) Berak bukak pintu toilet.. consperm kena maki dgn laki aku... but i will tell him.. "Im the Charity Elephant.. Sharing is Caring"

Bye kengkawan hantu teteks..
 
Alahai korang nie jgn paranoid sangat.. kita boleh save duit on KOTEX tau. Apa kata aku suggest, saper yg uzur tu gie tangkap Cik Pon, kau pancung kepala dia and attached her mouth to your Vjayjay.. kan save duit.. tak payah beli kotex.. cuma korang jalan kengkang sikit...

hehehe... (Eh sudahlah.. aku dah bye dua kali seh..ok lah.. Final BYE BYE)
 

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