ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?

SABUNNN..DI BILIK MANDI..SABUNN....LOL!

hhhahaha.....
Sabun di bilik mandi! macam siak tu criter!
padahal mintak sabun nak gi ehem kat toilet!
 


Notty... Kau minat eh Menteri Fasola tu...?

Shahlynn, masih join.. cuma dah lama tak jamming.. Cos everybody so busy.. kalau kump lelaki dorang bleh tahan lama. Tapi kalau kump perempuan, susah... matair tak kasi join lah, tunang suruh quit lah, hubby tak kasi lah, nak kahwin lah, dah ada family... all these excuses which aku pun pakai jugak...

Kau nak main ker... aku masih contact dgn Eva.
 
Marah nampak...aku tgh karang compo ler..

This cleaner at my werk place, dah buruk sangka dgn aku. There was one time aku tak dpt jumpa my salad sauce in the fridge. Mesti ada orang buang or dah makan kan... so dgn baik hati nyer aku tanyer si cleaner nie..."Uncle David, you got see my salad sauce in the fridge ?" Then he said "DUNNO LAH! " Then aku ckp ok.. thank you.

Then aku teringat my fren got the exact same salad sauce, tapi dia another dept in another fridge... so i gie lari bawah, amik tu botol then use lah. Then this stupid Uncle David terus jump at me infront of all my colleagues.. Dia ckap.. "Next time you dun keep your things in the fridge, keep your things properly... Dun say i throw your stuff.."

Aku ckp, "Uncle, this bottle is Irene's.. not mine." Then dia buat bodoh jer. This happens like 3 weeks ago.

Till today, he never talk to me anymore, nvr clean my rubbish, kalau terserempak aku kat tangga, he will jeling and sigh loudly. Then if im in the pantry, he will not come in, he will wait outside.. mcm aku nie jijik sangat tau. Then when i talk to my colleague he will just interrupt tau..talk in hokkien and talk personal stuff.. cos that is what cleaners do mah..

So now, my galpals kat kerja tanyer aku, kenapa aku tak mengalah and just talk to him cos dia orang tua... aku ckp, this is not the 1st time he treat me like this. Aku actually tawar hati. I am the only person in the office to greet him in the morning, say goodbye, help him with the drinks for guests...kalau dia on leave, aku yg empty kan tong sampah tau...

what shld i do... shld i give in or cut off all negativity in my life ?
 
Wati,
yg dia marah sangat kat kau tu apsal?
pasal sauce ajer?

u ask ur colleagues.. apa dia suah brainwash dorang? coz as far as you're concerned, kau takder plak offend dia kan?
puncanya kau tanya mana sauce kau... tu jer aper!

ask ur colleagues what's his version la... so from there you can work things out.

kalau stakat orang tua, cleaner sumore, nak give in, tak salah! pasal tak kuasa...
tapi kalau dia taknak clear rubbish kau, kau suruh manager kau clear la
 
yes. it's just abt the sauce thingy, tapi dia treat aku mcm anjing. And this uncle is very bitchy tau. Kalau dia tak suka orang lain, he will badmouth orang tu, cos he will tell me.. But can you imagine if he dun like me ? Habis dia buat cerita pasal aku to everybody.

And dia memang muka tak tahu malu tau.. sometimes i keep my food like hotdog, roti, sayur... tahu-tahu jer hilang.. Dia makan tau.. Kalau dia tak makan, dia panas kan untuk budak-budak production yg dia ckp anak angkat dia.. worst he will prepare it to bodek dgn boss aku tau.. tu sumer dia lupa! Then tak salah per aku tanyer whether he saw my sauce..cos barang aku memang selalu hilang per..
 
<font color="000000">nanti...nanti...sebelum aku bagi nasihat...compo nie title nye ape??

1) Kisah Wati dgn apek cleaner
2) Wati hilang sos kegemarannye


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Title yer...

WATI DAN SECRET LOVERNYA !!! HAHAHA...

eh wait ... title nya...

APEK CLEANER SEORANG YG GAY DAN SUKA URUT LEHER BANGLAH

Kepala hotak korang... serious ah. It's affecting my work abit.
 
<font color="000000">Wati
so uncle nie likes bitching around..mulut anjing ehh!

Not being petty, but kau tak salah ape tanya...yg dia nie sensitif banget ape hal?

dia sensitif psl dia rasa bersalah??...slalu nye gitu kann...

kalau dia tak nak bercakap, but u must talk when work is concern..because u have all the right to ask him to perform his duty well...too bad if he tak suka, u gotta stand firm and bring the matter up if need be...my pov...</font>
 
Wati

Keep your frens close
Keep your enemies closer....

Especially org yg suke bawak mulut..
Kalau me i just cakap with him cam biasa.

But how eh.. he can take org punyer barang.. buruk tu.
My pantry aunty here jage org punyer barang... she will take note sape punyer
She will also update me if my coke stock is low.. tu yg best
 
hehehe.... Notty.. tapi aku memang now stand firm ah.. just not talking to him and my galpals sumer ckp that he seem sad.. of course lah.. Aku yg selalu buat dia ketawa per.. aku selalu yg greet and respect dia per..

My galpals dah masak sgt dgn perangai dia...

And we all suspect dia gay tau.. cos he will always urut the banglah boys leher whenever they are tired... and they will always wriggle their way out from his hands.. then kita pernah mintak dia panadol, then VIAGRA terkeluar dari purse dia... yes.. purse... and dun forget, he got a tattooed eyebrows..
 
Wati,
kau beli label...
&amp; container kecik...
sumer barang kau, kau taruk label nama kau.
den kau taruk dlm container tu.
make sure container tu ketat, biar terketar2 skit dia!

dia buat kerja2 amal dia bila? time korang dah balik ker, time korang buzy giler?
 
Patutlah apek tu sayang Wati!
hiak hiak hiak....

Wati,
hit him where it'll hurt him most.
Taruk rambut, dalam tepung. Rambut jangan putus, tepung jgn berselerak...
Esh, steady ah! hahahaha
*gara2 Laksamana DoReMi lah nie*


Nora,
my exclamation marks tak bererti aku marah atau pekik! Ampunkan patik!!!!!!!!!
 
Dia buat time kita kerja lah.. he can walk infront of me with the food for my boss.. aku mula tak perasan, sekali aku tgk.. eh nie sayur mcm aku kenal jer.. terus aku tgk kat fridge.. sayur aku rupanya...

then bila kita order biskut kering... 2 tin.. 1 got sufar, 1 no sugar for kita kat office and then 1 tin no sugar for orang production.. dia memandai tukar tau.. dia bawak turun our sugared one sebab anak angkat dia kat bawah mintak yg ada gula...

And then kalau office ada function like ordering KFC ker aper kan... nanti dia curik tau for his anak2 angkat kat bawah.. dah orang office tak cukup makan...
 
<font color="000000">Wati
"he got a tattooed eyebrows.."

abis kau tak tunjuk tatoo kau!! betapa handal nye hang.!! baru dia tergugat sikit...jgn lupa posing sebotol bidadari..LOL!!</font>
 
Nottygal.. LOL... bidadari aku tak order ler.. kata TTC.

Tattoo aku dah gie laser lah..dah buang..dah taubat..

So for now, aku buat bodoh jer..
 
"abis kau tak tunjuk tatoo kau!!"

Lepak ah...

shahlyn
oh.. kisah yer... baik beta ampunkan.. jgn buat lagi tau..
 
Wati,
ur pantry &amp; workstation jauh eh? tak nampak dia kluar masuk pantry eh?


Wati, kalau kau ada tatoo eagle pun, tetap takleh layan tatoo eyebrow dia! Aaawwwww.... mengancam!


Nora,
iyer iyer iyer.....
Jangan petty suah!!
 
Wati,
kau ada apek gay, aku ada apek cikopek!
the guys here sanggup sak beli rubber insects, kepala hantu, buat takut2 si apek tu! smacam punyer thrill tenok dia pekik!
yg jadi mangsa, technicians &amp; cikopek tu!

hehehehhe
 
<font color="ff0000">Gal...chet...SL sister eh...

Nak gaduh eh...meh ku kerik2 kening tatoo tu..

Cepat nye dah 4.45pm

Nak LO...bye semua!!
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