ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?


<font color="0000ff">~~Funny Jokes~~

Robot Secretary

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.

"Hey, bud, how are ya?"

"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"

"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!

"No way, how could that be?"

"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right
tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex, too!"

"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"

"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!
Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"

The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!" </font>
 
Stress seh...tomorrow got meeting and they want me to write minutes of meeting. I'm so new and till now still don't know the full function and in the meeting they always use short form and I don't know what is that....
 
Mira,

Don't stress yourself - just do your best. If you are not sure you should ask instead of cracking your head.

I am sure they will understand since you are new in the position.

All mummies,

I will be on leave tomorrow - sending my cousin off to Haj. Since hubby also taking leave then will bring my cucu for outing after that.

Anyone here will be at airport tomorrow?
 
A bus station is where a bus stops..
A train station is where a train stops..
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........


Is your guess right?
 
Nora

I likeee this "IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT IF YOUR FATHER IS NOT RICH
BUT IT IS DFINITELY YOUR FAULT IF YOUR FATHER IN LAW IS NOT RICH"

A good one!

Lynzi
Kau ukur jln pulak dgn sri and liz??

My son dwn with flu la after sat's outing..sampai now fever turun naik..
Dah berapa hari I tak tdo betul pasal yg jaga mlm is my hubby BUT dia jaga so bising..temp naik sikit jer mcm nak rak dia kelam kabut so no choice I pun terbangun jugak..

Abt Rozita che wan
Nak add sikit la pasal si deni..si D*t*k * tu pantang nmpk dahi licin eh..meluat betul! Janda anak 2 pun dia nak..gi la tanggung janda dia semula eh yg anak 4 tu!! Isshhh tak faham la mcm gini punya org..
Si Rozita Che Wan ni yg main series susuk kat sensasi kan?? Kalau dia la org nye, then she's not that gorgeous..normal2 jer muka dia..I think Erra lagi ada natural beauty..
 
kak Zainab,
Just now I ask my colleague.. you all will help me to jot down the points right? The answer I got is...you must take it that we are not in...so please manage yourself...So you see how mean is my colleague. *sign*
My SIL and her husband going to Haj too. But they leave on Saturday evening flight.
 
Jom lah Naqi... tempting kan.. jom kita makan ARNOLDS.. hehehe

CALLING CALLING.... last call is tomorrow...for ARNOLDS
 
Pasal artist pulak? I mcm yang lain lain pun baru kenal siapa Memey tu. Kesian Abby. Last I read si NH nak amik Memey as 2nd wife. Isteri satu pun tak betul jaga nak pasang 2.

Si Rozita apsal pulak? Dengan Datuk K? Datuk Siti tak meradang ke?
 
<font color="119911">yooho ive got my salah trf duit.. hehe
lucky ku still ada budak tu nya email.. hehe

syukur</font>
 
<font color="ff0000">nora/shimmers

Apa kan tak....apply je DrJART tu tebal2 sure...licin pe
happy.gif
</font>
 
Mira,

Since they are not willing to help, tak ape lah. You just try your best, I am sure you can make it.

It would be good kalau you ada mini recorder - they you can just record and playback lepas tu.
Kalau tak, jot down the important point first then from there you slowly prepare the minutes.

Good luck to you Mira!
 
Thanks Kak Zainab. I will try my best...I don't know where I give up last work...and come here to join all these selfish person in this company... Worst..keep saying Team Work...I think they want to see how "people die".
 
Mira,

Don't blame yourself - mana pun kita pegi pasti akan jumpa manusia yang pelbagai ragam. Biasa lah tu, mereka tak akan senang melihat orang senang.

All the best to you!
 
Zainab, Ya loh. Thanks.

You all know I have one born muslim colleague but eat non Halal food. she will go with other chinese colleague and eat in Chinese stall...She said as long as she don't take pork then is OK. Then My other colleague said I'm just a convert muslim but act more strict than her...I normally will just smile and keep quiet...don't want to comment so the cannot arrow shoot me. hehehehe..
 
hahaha,... mrt eh.. hehehe betul tu

tak aci cam nie.. i sorang tinggal Jurong seh.. saper tinggal daerah jurong ? Naik mrt balik towards Boon Lay mrt eh ?
 
Mira,

Betul, sekarang dah banyak orang Islam taking non-halal foods - as long as no pork. Alhamdulillah you as a convert are not like them.

I am sure they will not be happy if we were to pass comment. Anyway its between them and Allah and they will be judged accordingly on D-day.
 
<font color="ff0000">Shimmers

Betul kata shimmers, Erra lagi lawa...hav natural look..
mane pulak si dek tu...jap je online</font>
 
<font color="0000ff">Cik nab
bestnya kul 4 dah nak cabut.. takpe next person will be me, kul 4.40 i pulak nak cabut..!!</font>
 
<font color="119911">mdm wati
insyallah if i jadi &amp; bleh pi nampaknya i hv to take train till JE lah then sambung train to CCK then i can teman u.. hehe if i tak pi u sorang lah eh..</font>
 
mira my fren ade indo muslim maid...they cook pork...the maid hirup the soup but tak makan pork...she said its ok coz dia tak makan pork cuma sup aper *slaps her forehead*
 
<font color="0000ff">latest updated list

ARNOLDS
THURSDAY
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TIME: 6.30PM
TEL : 67414172

1)nora aw
2)nshah -(TBC)
3)Lynn
4)Danryan -(TBC)
5)NoraRossi
6)Mira Tan
7)Lynzi
8)Sher
9)Styli
10)daec
11)Wati
12)Yasmin
13)mademoiselle
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Cik Zainab
Hati hati bila balik tu...

Nora
Mana ada I dahi licin..facial hair adalah!! HAAHAHHA..
Datuk2 ni bukannya straight saja buang masa n duit dorang jer..
Just look at the mongolian murder case tu.
I dont believe that 2 datuks not involved la..geram kan just because they have the power n $, boleh acquitted ni!!
 

Bye mas, lynn and all.

About maids taking pork tu memang betul, my despatch rider's daughter ada Indon maid, dia cakap boleh makan pasal kalau tak then dia nak makan apa, asalkan hati dia bersih sudah.

Bersih kan ape - bodoh betul, takut mati kelaparan agak nya.
 
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