ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">Bagus......semua masuk diajar bukan cam maid2 tu ye...hehehe

Wati
dgn segera kita add yr name</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">nity baizura tak lawa eh...
the other day my frens told me..kenaper eh dj2 pompan yg muda2 banyak gelap2...nity, fiza, azlin, nona...semua gelap2...
hehehe...</font>

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">Tu dia Cikgu Lynzi dah muncul

Kita balik kul 5 lah...semua bye in advance hehehe...thank u</font>

 

[nshah]

<font color="ff6000">now ku tgh main STICKERS plak hehe</font>

 

[noni1]

I tak dengar radio, so semue tak kenal

 

[wati]

Hahaha... abih nak yg putih2, montoks2...?

Kan 'black' is in ... hehehe

Danryan, dgn secepat kilat you letak nama i.. bagus

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="aa00aa">BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


MOM'S DEAD
Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.

2 minutes later

Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: Now what?
Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!

QUEUING BE! HIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: Four asterisks! (****)

HOW MANY MAN
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.


CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it OK?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean OK, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs
because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3hrs.


SPELLING LESSON
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful. is it one C or two C?
Mr.! Bean: Make it three C to be sure!</font>

 

[hanasan]

<font color="ff0000">Tak boleh pon.... =(</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">today very busy...so masuk sini kejap2.
got overwhelming orders for courier...
then faiq meragam tak nak tido...
then kena kelam kabut mandi and change clothes before my hubby reaches home...
then kena masak lagi...

today ku dah takde mood so masak pun simple2 je..
ayam lemak cili padi with sambal terung.
kalau tak kerana digicam belum charge, ku dah amik pics of the food and posing sini.</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">ni lagi satu.
AZEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
jgn kau amik kaler aku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nanti aku pening nak kena scroll up n down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

 

[myohmy]

san...bolehlah...u try the tips cikgu dan bagi

 

[mira_tan]

<font color="ff0000">Thanks Naqi, I got it</font>

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">Lynzi

Gambar perjumapaan raya mane...kalau dah ready send by email k

San
Try again

</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">danryan,
will try to email u now.</font>

 

[myohmy]

u all ade frens yg time preggy minum kopi hari2?

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">ok thanks....lynzi</font>

 

[mira_tan]

why,Lina?

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">lina
i'm the one...kopi n teh susu jln terus</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">ada ke orang preggy yg tak kisah about own health and baby's health ke sampai minum kopi hari2?</font>

 

[myohmy]

Danryan....but both mummy n baby ok kan?

mira juz asking....

 

[noni1]

then do you let ur kids minum teh?? like below 5 yo?

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="aa00aa">lynzi</font>

<font color="aa00aa">alamak..tangan aku asyik type purple jek lahh..hahahhaa</font>

 

[myohmy]

nora aw,

i tak kasi my kids...but my bapak nie kadang2 dia pi kasi.....

 

[hanasan]

Ok...ajar i step by step pls...

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">nora,
best to avoid caffeinated drinks if below 5.
not good for the brains.</font>

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">me n baby ok...kopi once a while but teh almost ever morning

nora
tea o ok lah....dilute sikit later poo2 keras pulak...but kasi when i drink if they ask then i kasi a sip or 2</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">azean,
kau memang nak kena hentam dengan aku...
kekeke...</font>

 

[myohmy]

san...

1st step baca bismillah.....

u just remove the spaces...
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[noni1]

thats what i thot too
but i do see some kids minum teh O
hb's nephew minum from botol susu lagi
i want to ask takut mak dia offended

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">tapikan...ada orang kalau tak dapat kopi macam weak gitu...
no energy nak buat keje.</font>

 

[myohmy]

now i heard...makan apple lebih better than coffee....but nak chew tu apple tiap morning.....

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">nora,
minum teh o from botol susu???
oh dear...got sugar can cause tooth decay tau!
tapi i punya prinsip...anak orang, orang punya pasal.
lantaklah nak tunggang terbalik ke apa.
i tau...anak i, i jaga.</font>

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="aa00aa">lynzi,

lu mahu berani jeee..hehehe</font>

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">nottygal,
lu jgn cabar gua..
kang siap aku turun tampines nanti...
hahahaha!!!</font>

 

[iszreen]

<font color="119911">lynzi,reen go fer green as per usual</font>

 

[myohmy]

maybe some family ade financial problem tak....some kasi milo...some kasi susu pekat...some teh

 

[hanasan]

\b {\red {ut text}} >>> Tak bole cik lina...

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">kalau ada financial prob, memang i faham.
tapi kalau no financial pron and asal ikutkan tekak budak je...mana boleh macam tu kan?
ni sekarang siapa mak, siapa anak?!</font>

 

[myohmy]

<font color="ff0000">boleh</font>

spaces nak kena remove after b n after d

\b {\red {ut text}}

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">San
delete the spacing</font>

 

[noni1]

lynzi
correct la
somemore my sil to tak bole di tegur
sombong orang ye, entah ape yg dia sombong kan
pun i tak tau
nak cakap lawa tak
nak cakap pandai tak
nak cakap very capable tak
nak cakap kaya tak
susah org cam nie always nak compare compare
ku tak kuasa nak layan dia
dia cakap ape pun iye kan aje

ade ke dia cakap my son rugi pasal i ftwm mentang mentang la dia sahm..

 

[iszreen]

<font color="119911">danryan,
i pon antu kopi jugak, erydae mesti minom. but during pregnancy i try to cut down once a week jer. dey said if peranakan kiter tak kuat can gugur kan. better not to take frequently.</font>

 

[myohmy]

oh tu bodah sombong namanya....+jealous hihihi kkk i nak balik....adios

 

[Ibu Love]

<font color="aa00aa">ok ladies,
got to go now...btw lynzi, blk 367..da sampai buzz me je...</font>

 

[noni1]

bye lina....
kesian San.. dah boleh ke blom

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">nora,
dia cakap macam tu?
orang macam tu mulut macam nak kena lempang!!!!
tak sayang mulut ke???</font>

 

[noni1]

bye
notttygal
dekat tu dgn rumah i

 

[lynzi1606]

<font color="aa00aa">azean,
nanti aku datang kau jangan tak masak tau...
hehehe...</font>

 

[iszreen]

<font color="119911">san,
dun used spacing, delete d spacing u will get it rite..</font>

 

[maswan02]

<font color="ff0000">Reen
Betul betul betul

Nora
not u only
my adik, his son 1 yr old dia kasi soft drink during raya...alamak...
kekadang put in the botol air syrup...</font>