ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?
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momma_naqi
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i tengok dia punya ikan kaler orange macam memanggil2 so I try lah.....I was telling myself...will b my first n last
<font color="119911">naqi
macaroni sup oklah.. coz nari act is macaroni seafood sup.. tp ku ubah minta ayam SOTO so jadi macaroni sup ayam hehe.. tp e cili kau maha pi seh peh pedas.. bt nice sambil tgk cita anak pontianak nyaman..
gal
tanya je.. coz tak nampak u log in bz ke? anyway i tanya u dari dat dae tak jawab pung.. selain dari tiramisu or misu2 ada tak dessert lain u buat? coz me tak pandai makan tiramisu</font>
macaroni sup oklah.. coz nari act is macaroni seafood sup.. tp ku ubah minta ayam SOTO so jadi macaroni sup ayam hehe.. tp e cili kau maha pi seh peh pedas.. bt nice sambil tgk cita anak pontianak nyaman..
gal
tanya je.. coz tak nampak u log in bz ke? anyway i tanya u dari dat dae tak jawab pung.. selain dari tiramisu or misu2 ada tak dessert lain u buat? coz me tak pandai makan tiramisu</font>
momma_naqi
Active Member
nottygal,
taklah macam tak nampak satu hari kan
taklah macam tak nampak satu hari kan
<font color="0000ff">JTS: 5 mins laughs to destress babes..!!!
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells
you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Teacher : ! Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him
for $6, how much would you r father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are
getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong
tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she
said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right
answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter
were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash
of
Breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to
look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did U copy his?
Simon :! No, teacher, it's the same dog!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach
you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: "Where were U born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part ?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan"
said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when U do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did U get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do U mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells
you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study
history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher : ! Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him
for $6, how much would you r father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are
getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong
tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she
said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right
answer?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter
were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash
of
Breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to
look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did U copy his?
Simon :! No, teacher, it's the same dog!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach
you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: "Where were U born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part ?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan"
said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when U do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did U get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do U mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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mamaliz
Active Member
alozzzz
im back from lunch~~~chey...macam org berkerja gitu eh?! kekeke
tadi makan nasi briyani....i makan tak letak kuah pasal kuah dia TAK SODAP LANGSUNG! usually makan sedap but i tink lain tangan yg masak smalam n today....minyak berlandung..manis...over lemak...bluek~...nasi baik the nasi power...makan kering2 ngan acar n ayam jerr....
snack makan pandan sponge cake....yum~!
im back from lunch~~~chey...macam org berkerja gitu eh?! kekeke
tadi makan nasi briyani....i makan tak letak kuah pasal kuah dia TAK SODAP LANGSUNG! usually makan sedap but i tink lain tangan yg masak smalam n today....minyak berlandung..manis...over lemak...bluek~...nasi baik the nasi power...makan kering2 ngan acar n ayam jerr....
snack makan pandan sponge cake....yum~!
<font color="0000ff">Quote *Lynn
i da amanahkan lina and naqi to make the Fish & Chips for you tau ok!!*
nottygal
iye ke.. sayang gal..
klu gitu i boleh tuntut from naqi and lina lah ehh...
Lina /Naqi
klu dah buat itu Fish&Chip, jgn lupa hamba disini ahhh.. ingat nottygal dah amanahkan kan.. tak buatkan dosa tau!!! </font>
i da amanahkan lina and naqi to make the Fish & Chips for you tau ok!!*
nottygal
iye ke.. sayang gal..
Lina /Naqi
klu dah buat itu Fish&Chip, jgn lupa hamba disini ahhh.. ingat nottygal dah amanahkan kan.. tak buatkan dosa tau!!! </font>
momma_naqi
Active Member
lynn,
Kalau nak I buatkan tunggu eh....tunggu sampai tekak I da tiba masa nak makannya...nanti I buat n bilang u k
Kalau nak I buatkan tunggu eh....tunggu sampai tekak I da tiba masa nak makannya...nanti I buat n bilang u k
momma_naqi
Active Member
talking about crocs...
me bout from 1 of the multipliers..yes it is cheap like 19.90 ...so belilah 2 pairs...tot y not worth it rite...then was claimed that it;' ori ok..but bila I da ordered the thing came kecik seh...padahal I da try at crocs outler n i ada a couple of pairs dat I bought from the outlet...I had no prob....hmmm so i learnt my lesson....juz grab from the outlet itself
me bout from 1 of the multipliers..yes it is cheap like 19.90 ...so belilah 2 pairs...tot y not worth it rite...then was claimed that it;' ori ok..but bila I da ordered the thing came kecik seh...padahal I da try at crocs outler n i ada a couple of pairs dat I bought from the outlet...I had no prob....hmmm so i learnt my lesson....juz grab from the outlet itself