ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?


"lace hitam krawang batik"

LOL

ah athlete tu belum part...'ibu my bird boleh naik'....

"dulu ada lobang on your seluars"

yesh tapi bukan mak bapak aku yg buat...laki aku kasi present...

time aku matair kan...aku kasi dia g-string in a box..tu box leh buat phot frame...
tu g-string is buaya punye i.e. kalau 'mari kita'
the mulut buaay will nganga...
si laki aku gi bukak depan mak dia...
dah mak dia ingat aku kasi puppet hand...tapi apsal tak leh masuk pat tangan...
 
eh you know about that lobang thing,
have you gals read abt Elimination communication? It's actually a form of infant potty training. They actually sell seluars with slits! So, actually orang2 from china tu lagi pandai. Buat lobang, habis cerita. Tak payah beli sluar which come with slits.
 
Lina ! Confirm akward.. kau nie betul kinky eh sebelum kahwin... aku tak pernah nk beli hadiah cam gitu..malu ! Tpaikan, time sekolah, my guy friends pakai seluar dalam yg ala-ala elephant trunk. The trunk part is where you insert the btg kelo. Sekian terima kasih !
 
dah mak dia ingat aku kasi puppet hand...tapi apsal tak leh masuk pat tangan...

note to self:
in future kalau son insist nak bukak present yg
gf dia kasi in front of me
i must tell himm NOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
wati ah sebab tu mak aku suruh aku kahwin cepat...
ah cam gitu punye ah..tapi buaya wakakkaka

*kau cakap aku wati...kau time sekolah lagik dah nampak the boys pakai sepen elephant trunk*

*lina better not leak the story in primary school*
 
Lina kecoh ah time kecik2 eh.. citer lah time primary skool ...

Eh korang jgn salah anggap.. aku tak tgk batang dorang.. dorang nie dah pakai step flash to other girls.. nk flash kat aku buat ape.. bukan dorang boleh steam. Tunjuk pompan yg cantik lagi dorang excited.
 
Lina.. "just do it" tu apa..? dia kencing ker.. dia urut... ? kesian kau.. terexpose mcm gitu.. patutlah ada sikit tak centre...

Nora.. i also better remind myself not to kaypo on son/daughter presents...
 
actually kan
seluar mestilah ade lobang
kalau tak, cam mane nak masuk kan kaki and pakai the seluar.. heheheh
 
wati siotz...
dia kencinglah....kau nie hormone EMO...then the sex hormone pon raging jugak...asyik ingat ANU aje...

nora..nie lubang tengah...'extra' lubang
 
Lina.. serious ah.. Kat bus stop.. ish ish ish.. patutlah.. kesian kau. Dulu tgk citer smurf, sekarang jadi smurf.. hehehe.

Nora.. loyar buruk seh..joke lame tu.. hehehe
 
time i was in jc
around our sch area ande case flasher
many gerls cakap dorang dah kena
sekali satu teacher lit oso kena
then she's an old lady

dia cakap

i'm so glad finally i got the chance to see the much talked abt flasher
i was beginning to think he was just in some pple's imagination
but really i wonder why pple feel violated or even mortified by the act
when it happened to me
i laughed
it was hilarious what i saw"

hehehehh, she's funny
 
hahhaha lina ketawa tepuk2 peha baca nora's jc story...

its like finally it happened to her...
aku rase the flasher yg mortified bile tgk the teacher response
 
Nora, flasher flasher nie eh... dunno what they are thinking..

Last time i almost got molest.. masa aku balik skool (i was in sec 1/2 lah).. i took the lift home.. It was about 1.30pm.. area my block quite sunyi.. just as the lift door was closing, ada orang picit dari luar.. it was a guy. Aku nie cam all the neighbours there.. so this guy, i dun remember sgt.. my lift ada 3 buttons.. Level 1, 5, 9. I stayed at the 10th storey. I tanyer lah what number.. he said 8.. which aku dah suspicious lah.. kalau dia tinggal situ confirm dia ckp, level 9 per.. so all the while he tried to chit chat with me and his hand was blocking the lift door exit. When the lift dah sampai level 9, tangan dia masih kat situ.. so i told him "excuse me".. and he let me go out first. Then aku jalan lah laju-laju.. then suddenly he call me..he said he need help.. aku apa lagi.. terus lari and scream at the same time.. Some ppl might find it funny tapi it is scary..
 
cip...aku dulu pon kena molest...
time tu aku lum start kinder...
this neighbour...bukak seluar aku dlm lip..n gesel2 anu dia...
then onother time dia sapu ape ntah n gesel2...
i cam ingat2 lupe...then aku ingat time mak aku nampak sepen aku she was so furious n cam she knows who did it...the rest aku tak ingat...

padan ah anak sedare dia selalu cam dlm ketakutan...the anak sedare is always at the hse...

then after in primary school..when we learn abt all this..aku nangis tau bila teringat the incident happened years ago....

then the pakcik pat playground... the last one was time secondary...time tu aku tgh tunggu lip...
 
"hope kids nowadays are more informed/aware"

due to my horrid experience...time lina jr aku a bit kiasu...

now also must tell the boys...
 
Lina.... kesian kau kena all this. Haiz.. kurang ajar eh orang-orang nie.. I think it mental problem ah.... But then aku pun pernah kena molest by my auntie husband. Tat was so scary.. i became a diff person aft that.. i told my mum and my mum told my dad and they keep asking me how exactly it happen.. dorang concern whether he touch2 only or he insert2.. haiz.. i was so traumatized tau. I was 10 yrs old. Until now i hate him so much ! And bcos of this, aku very protective of my daughter. Even my brother or brother inlaw cannot bring her go down to kedai. Aku very takut.
 
wati..time aku secondary...aku ade 2 fwens...kena rogol ngan pakcik sendirik...

they were a bit 'wild' but after a few years alhadulillah they took a diff. path....

i was so paranoid that there was once time aku remaja...i was on internet for days to find out how most rape took place...how the victims was lure...etc
 
YEs.. it is worst when family does that to you. It shows that you cannot trust anybody.

Lina, yes.. it make you some sort of angry and change person tau..i am like tat. I always feel my sarcasm is the from the trauma.. cos just to forget abt sadness/anger... you make a joke out of it...sometime mcm gitu.
 
sorry, off topic sikit...

i think i mentioned abt this one ah-pek kat kerja.
with really, really, baaad BO.
he keeps walking past my area!
macam nak muntah seh...

i can tell its bothering this girl sitting across from me.
tiap kali ah pek tu jalan, she'll put moisturiser on her hands.
cos i've been doing the same thing also!!
 
athlete!!
i have a kolig yg cam gitu....
BO dia very2 bad....
kalsu naik bus, 1 bus bleh bau...

his TE pernah tegur dia pasal his BO..
he said, he makan macam2 chinese herbs... dats y bau...
so the TE told him to jaga ketiak dia lah... bersihkan slalu & pakai deodorant...

He said, buat camner pun, tetap ada bau... so dun bother!
mcm siak kan!
 
athlete...
apt sinie is the cleaner...dia kalau datang..
terpaksa 'lari'...sebab bau dia berdeung...

imagine kalau dia dah jalan pon the bau still linger...
 
Hi Shahlynn...

Ahtlete, nasib baik kasi topic lain.. teringat-ingat aku zaman dulu.. biar tuhan jer yg balas.

Anyway, kat sini ada satu IT personnel.. handsome cos mcm hindustani.. sekali bau badan dia..aku mcm nak nangis tau.. syg seribu kali sayang...
 
last time we got achi angkat sampah
oso like that

satu kali i masuk toliet cubicle lepas dia
boleh pengsan the aroma kat dalam
the BO trapped inside

seb baik dia cepat kelaur dari toilet
I terus bukak the cubicle door and diri depan kipas
 
kengkawan, tu sebab aku selalu ada Minyak Cap Kapak Leung Kai Fook... in case of emergency.. bau jer confirm pening per.. so minyak angin lah harapan bangsa dan negara.
 
kadang2 pat mrt...tempat dahlah sempit tak tahu mane nak lari...since then aku facing the door....
nyaman banyak...
 
nasib baik ah pek tu duduk jauh.
can't imagine the people seated around him.

TGIF-> apa korang nya plan this weekend?

For me, jalan raya to a few friends' place on Sat.
Sun, no plans.
 
sat - jln raye
sun - jln raye (penutup, my bro in-laws and my bro's place)

i had briyani for lunch
while i was eating lunch
i was harboring thots of buying the epok epok for snacks
but i did not, on the account that i was eating briyani
now i am thinking abt those epok epok.. tsk tsk tsk

lina
kalau pagi diri depan pintu in mrt very panas, cam takde aircon
 
Sedapnya mee soto.. slurrp..

Athlete, mlm nie TGIF dah start. Bawak Maya gie indoor playground. Sat supposedly ada 1 kenduri..tadi my mum baru sms ckp abt another kenduri place... Orang nak pergi haji ler. Sun, as usual Tumbletots with Maya. Do some marketing, then balik nap/play/kemas2 bilik and rest for coming Monday blues..
 
tadi lunch habiskan the lontong kering that i bought for b'fast.
sekarang dah lapar pulak.

pintu mrt.
has anyone noticed that on some trains, the reflection on the door makes you look slimmer?
 
athlete...issit?

nora...so far tarak kena yg panas punye...perhaps im facing the other side..yg tak bukak pintu punye...
 
"has anyone noticed that on some trains, the reflection on the door makes you look slimmer?"

Athlete.. you really got time to observe.. hehehe..if i take train, i like to people watch.

Nora... mcm sedap lah Briyani tu.. haiz.. mana nak carik Briyani dgn Ayam Merah power eh ?
 
lina

mebe side yg kau facing tak direct sun
kalau i take train the side yg tak bukak pintu mengadap sun
very silau and panas

CNY next yr bile eh??
 
yes, esp the trains on the NEL and circle lines.
i only take the train at lunch time, so its not so crowded, boleh tengok2.

Briyani dgn ayam merah power memang susah nak dicarik.
i only know my auntie punya... hehe.
btw, what's the diff between nasi briyani and nasi minyak?
 


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