ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?

nora betul tu....

notty
now maid gaji besakkk..perangai besak punye fening...

maid aku nie ok..tapi kalau 1st time kau suruh dia...expect for surprises....

korang tahu foot stool aku...yg simpan mainanlah...
dia nak kasi Danish makan...dia boleh letak tu piring n gelas pat atas foot stool...
tumpahlah air!!!
 


Wow Nora.. sarcastic seh.. LOL.. but good lah..

These few days pun maid aku mcm forgetful sikit. Tapi benefit of doubt sebab dia puasa.. so aku relax sikit.. But i nvr give her chance lah. Marah tetap marah.. sindir tetap sindir.. kena tetap kena... told my siblings to not give too much face to her.
 
cip
alah kite pun bukan yer busy sanagt malam raye

mak mak kite ler yg busy

nak siapkan rumah pun its not the main attraction for the first few days of raye
 
yes yes.. heheh.. siang-siang i dah sound the maid to clean the house bcos on Thursday im watching Barney and she have to sleep over my mum place to help to cook for raya. So siang2 rumah saya dah bersih.. takder benda baru.. cuma kuih di atas meja dan lampu lap-lip bergemelapan di hening malam.

Baju raya semua sudah digosok dan beres...
 
cip

bibik yg nie memang tak leh give face

dia sebenaryer pandai tau

on friday my mum's cousin datang hantar kek
my mum already story to her lah pasal the bibik

then my mum cousin datang act frenly with the bibik la

eh..pandai si bibik berbual, takde segan silu
cousin my mum tu puji rumah bersih
dia cakap dia hari hari sapu mop
got pride u know...
 
yesh kadang2 kasihan...
tapi ade limit jugak ler...nanti kepala kena pijak..take advantage...

aku tak nak pisang berbuah dua kali...

cukuplah ngan si monyok (x-maid)
 
baju raye belum gosok
i plan to gosok them myself
tak percaya aku si sinting tu gosok baju

in fact wed nite baru ingat nak cuci baju the boys
alah basuh tangan celup celup jer
 
Nora
tahun ni kau jgn tercongok depan pintu aku eh..hehehe..

cip
nasi goreng daging pat restu st 11 sedap..suroh fry merah..pegi maha pegi..SLURRRRPPPPPPPPSSSS!
 
Lina.. monyok eh.. hehhehe

Aku selalu kacau maid aku.. aku ckp dia nie ada jin duduk dlm badan dia.. cos kejap suara ok kejap suara deep...aku nie kuat menyakat and sindir.. so dia boring jer.. tapi kerja bagus lah. Cuma malas nk bongkok sapu bawah kerusi. Always tell her, "Mari baring, kasi saya pijak belakang kamu, biar senang bongkok..." member terus takut..
 
notty

last yr aku ade tercongok depan pintu kau eh

dah tak ingat
dah tue u
now cannot smile so much oso
fine lines ALL showing
 
"Mari baring, kasi saya pijak belakang kamu, biar senang bongkok..." member terus takut..

wakakakakak that is a good one...
 
Nora, serious ker.. ? Seram aku dgr..
Fine Lines... Nora i think you're beautiful and we shld age gracefully lah. Dun worry so much ok.. (Wow.. is that positivity in me ??)

Notty, rabakz ah lu.. Restu jauh seh daari Jurong.. takper.. nanti Thursday dah amik brownies, insyaallah singgah.. tapi malam raya bukak ker eh..
 
hah aku baru ingat

semalam tengah prepare for buka
neighbour kasi a dish la
si bibik amik
then hover over the table carik tempat nak tarok
aku dah dok situ
dia nak pass tu aku, aku buat bodoh
on the other side of the table ade tempat
dia malas nak jalan atau as usual dia carik ngan idong dia
dia tarok ajer the plate on top on an empty plate yg dah placed for org nak makan

tak ke besar yer suar tu

aku pun jerit la..
MEM MARI SAYA BANTU.. DI SINI ADA TEMPAT
MEM PERLU JALAN DIKIT KE SINI
BOLEH!?!??!?

everyday she brings out the worst in me
 
"Nora i think you're beautiful"

hahha aku pun dah jangkit the bibiks, selective hearing

hhahahha .. tenkius la anyway.. org compliment kite terima jer lah
 
Nora.. kau punyer sindir rabaks seh.. LOL. Kalau aku senang jer.. i will say "Hello !!! Di situ ada tempat kan.. apa kamu tak nampak ker.."
 
cip

dekni dah tak boleh lah
kau bilang dia muke dia selamba jer

dia yer taktik
dia buat blur then kite buat
dia lepas tangan

kau tau dia cebok kan anak aku pun tak besih
aku tengok dia cam geli gitu
 
wakaka...
seb baik bab mem dia buat muke...

kalau dia senyum sipu2...lagik kau pengz...

mane athlete? carik gambar kek lagik ke hiihih
 
Hi Hi,

At last dpt beli cadar yez semua complete...

Nora

I rasa maid u ni sengaja cfm dia dh tk nk kerja if she show this kind attitude...
 
or bukan kau!?? alamak salah lah..tapi aku ingat kita kat telepon sibok psl mekap2..

rabak seh maid kau, aku baca darah aku dah upppzzz..
 
tania / notty

yep i know she dun want to work already
agent pun cakap dia sengaja tu
i dah call agent to pick a new one after raye
agent advise me simpan dekni just to cover the busy season time raye

ape nak buat, ade yg boleh di harap my mum buat hal
hah dapat yg ini, baru kena buku ngan ruas

notyy
ah betol kite berbual pasal mekkap
 
notyy

EVERYDAY tau dia buat hal

one lagi
dia kemas kemas kat atas sendiri
dia turun tanyer mak aku mane kain lap lap dia

mak aku tanyer dia tadi kat mane dia tarok
dia cakap dia bawak naik atas
dia dah lap lap .. sekarang carik tak jumpa

kan sinting tu name yer
ape kain tu tumbuh kaki jalan sendiri..???
 
lina
bibik aku baru2 masuk..biler aku betul kan kesalahan dia..dia ketawa geli2 hati..mcm ada org geletek pulak!

at 1 point aku dah tak leh take it..i shouted at her and ask her to stop laughing, its not funny! berubah trus muka..
 
ANOTHER ONE

on sat morning i come down with izzat
dia tengah lap pintu dapo with windex
izzat saw the blue liquid terus nak amik and press press
she took the botol and simpan dlm store

the izzat still nak main
so i said ok let him play
aku suruh dia amik botol tu

wah.. semuer pintu cabinet dia bukak
aku tanyer carik ape?
dia cakap carik botol tadi..

haiz.. tak sampai 5 minit dia tarok bende tu dlm store

i told her - kamu tarok dlm store kan..

dia sengeh pi amik

kan sengaja menyakitkan hati org tu
 
i'm back...
tadi "aksyen nampak sibuk" sekejap ah..

yall cerita pasal bibik ni semua, i dah seram.

eh, tukar topic sekejap.
nora, you jadi pegi F1?
i found out that diva mariah is performing on the 26 of sept.
but on that day, hb dah plan jemput his side to our place....
so tak jadi ah pegi.
 
Lina,

Me cuma tgl masterbedroom & living utk kemas je...

My ex maid lagi teruk,i masak kuah lemak then tgl kan dia pat umah kebetulan nk antar balik agent...bila sampai agent ofis dorang bongkar le beg dia u know wat happen...

Maaf ckp she seal she kotek in the envelope tgh uzur tu simpan dlm bag...agent tanya nape tk buang takut mem marah...kan gila namanya nk buat kotek mem nk mare..agent tk percaya ajak dia g toilet to cfm she having menses...I was there mcm tk percaya she can be so stupid padahal dh kawin ada 2 kids lagi...

Apalagi i terus buang lauk tu takut...& selera nk mkn..
 
Lina

reason dia kena trf bec tak leh jage budak
pervious employer got 3 kids



athlete
i got tics for 24th
my boys yg nak pegi to see the pit and tracks
doubt we will be there to enjoy all the festivities
 
"Apalagi i terus buang lauk tu takut...& selera nk mkn.."

ewwww..selera nak mkn...???????

hahaha


lina
dia ingat aku pon leh join ketawa..

nora
maid kau sama dgn maid aku, sekejap lupa..dia tengah lap meja, aku panggil..dia tinggalkan kain lap atas meja, sampai aku ternampak then aku nak kena ingatkan tu kain buat ape atas meja.., lap meja pon tiap kali aku kena ingat kan suroh bilas lagi..tak penah bersih. dia tak leh multi task langsung..once dia dah buat kerja tu, all the way lah camtu..hari2 kena sound buat keja cepat sikit! smlm pi toilet..seterika on, aku bang the toilet door ape lagi! kluar skrg pi off sendiri! kalau aku nak off kan..hmmm tak dpt lah..one more thing i cant stand her nafas, dia kalau ckp..phewwww..boleh fengshan...terpaksa tarik napas dari mulut or cepat2 ambik minyak Cap Kapak leungkaifong..gosok gigi pon aku slalu ingat kan dia..jgn gosok 1-2 kali aje bcoz she got bad breath.
 
notty....
siak je....tarik napas dari mulut....
eh tapi Bibik aku pun ada BO tau....
Aku sampai belikan Rexona suruh dia pakai....
n aku cakap..cukur bulu2 yg tak dingini
 
Mas
dekni pon ada BO but not from ketik dia lah..dono how to describe but its very unpleasant smell..ada perbezaan kalau badan dgn ketik. aku beli jugak odorono untk ketik dia..tetap berbau jgk, tu odorono kalau leh sapu kat mulut dia, aku dah suro sapu dah...
 
notty

tk selera mkn dahh....type cepat sgt he he

Kasi maid pakai mouthwash le...

Mas/Lina,

Try beli satu powder dr kedai jamu mujarab cfm tkde bau nya...
 


lina
kau bau jugak??

aku slalu ingat kan dia, aku malu dgn tetamu aku kalau dia tak jaga kebersihan diri, its damn too strong..and wonder mcmane dia ada cowok, idung dia tersumbat agak!
 
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