ANY MALAY MUMS HERE?
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wati
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Nor, pernah my fren punyer maid, curik seluar dalam hubby my fren and rambut from sikat.. then konon nak hantar balik thru surat..then my fren bukak surat tu, nampak all these + gambar husband dia.. terus kena hantar balik.
Then ada my fren punyer sis kerja at maid agency, then she got to check the maid punyer bags upon their arrival.. ada yg bawak PAK JENGGOT dlm botol, ada yg bawak strange ayat-ayat..
Then ada my fren punyer sis kerja at maid agency, then she got to check the maid punyer bags upon their arrival.. ada yg bawak PAK JENGGOT dlm botol, ada yg bawak strange ayat-ayat..
momma_naqi
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Wati...
Thanks
Thanks
Dan
hah tu lah dia
cam mane nak jadi wanita melayu terakhir
kalau asik jadik tarzan jer
nor
dgn bangga yer i say i tak timbang
but my pants are looser
but it wont take long for me to fill them up again .. hahhahah
tania
ape lagi kite nak buy, F&n, Mirinda, 7-up ... haiz...
hah tu lah dia
cam mane nak jadi wanita melayu terakhir
kalau asik jadik tarzan jer
nor
dgn bangga yer i say i tak timbang
but my pants are looser
but it wont take long for me to fill them up again .. hahhahah
tania
ape lagi kite nak buy, F&n, Mirinda, 7-up ... haiz...
wati
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Hi Danryan...thank you eh.. lama tak dgr khabar.
Nor, berat badan kat sini tak sensitve sangat cos semua pompan. I nak jawab boleh tak. Now berat badan is 102kg. Heheh.. nie berat dosa agaknya.
I pun tak tahu, tapi my mum kata, something that they will keep so that this PAK JENGGOT keep them safe all the time..
Nor, berat badan kat sini tak sensitve sangat cos semua pompan. I nak jawab boleh tak. Now berat badan is 102kg. Heheh.. nie berat dosa agaknya.
I pun tak tahu, tapi my mum kata, something that they will keep so that this PAK JENGGOT keep them safe all the time..
wati
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Dan !! Nie merepek sia..pak mat tempe betul..
Goreng Telor = Buat Teh-O (LOL)
Athlete, ya allah.. susah payah kau letak gambar kat sini. This one terus terang, Maya tak pernah ada.. (Hmm.. patutlah bila dia pergi rumah my sis-in-law.. Maya sibuk baring2 and jadi baby.. kesian.. terkilan).. hehehe.. Nanti you dpt 2nd baby, i return balik ok. I kira pinjam lah. Benda nie mahalkan ?
Tania, tiap tahun my dad donate 1 carton of air coke / pepsi.. save duit sikit. Itu pun tak luak.. cos nobody ever comes my place for raya... not even my siblings. Haiz.. (Citer sedih lagi)
Goreng Telor = Buat Teh-O (LOL)
Athlete, ya allah.. susah payah kau letak gambar kat sini. This one terus terang, Maya tak pernah ada.. (Hmm.. patutlah bila dia pergi rumah my sis-in-law.. Maya sibuk baring2 and jadi baby.. kesian.. terkilan).. hehehe.. Nanti you dpt 2nd baby, i return balik ok. I kira pinjam lah. Benda nie mahalkan ?
Tania, tiap tahun my dad donate 1 carton of air coke / pepsi.. save duit sikit. Itu pun tak luak.. cos nobody ever comes my place for raya... not even my siblings. Haiz.. (Citer sedih lagi)
momma_naqi
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cakap pasal berat badan...
hmmm....itu weighing machine kat rumah rosak lah....
coz puasa ngan tak puasa sama je...
hehehe
hmmm....itu weighing machine kat rumah rosak lah....
coz puasa ngan tak puasa sama je...
hehehe
wati
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Mas.. hahah.. kekek kedodol chicken mcnugget!!
Korang sanggup eh beli weighing machine. Seumur hidup aku tak pernah ada tau.. sumpah. Nak timbang, aku go to logistic dept and get onto the weighing machine for barang berat... hahah Aku barang berat per.. tapi tak bleh kasi abg store nampak... confirm jadi bahan ketawa.
Korang sanggup eh beli weighing machine. Seumur hidup aku tak pernah ada tau.. sumpah. Nak timbang, aku go to logistic dept and get onto the weighing machine for barang berat... hahah Aku barang berat per.. tapi tak bleh kasi abg store nampak... confirm jadi bahan ketawa.
ni ada cerita pasal maid dan ikan bilis..
my fren's maid was given a kilo of fresh ikan bilis, instruction was that "buang kepala, separuh simpan, separuh buat jemput-jemput bawang". my fren went to do her grocers and came back about an hour later, to find the maid still at the same spot with the ikan bilis.
she went near to the maid and guess what she saw??
the maid has "diligently" remove the head, and cut every single piece of the ikan bilis into half - as in badan sang ikan tu dipotong dua (atas dan bawah)!
amacam power tak?
my fren's maid was given a kilo of fresh ikan bilis, instruction was that "buang kepala, separuh simpan, separuh buat jemput-jemput bawang". my fren went to do her grocers and came back about an hour later, to find the maid still at the same spot with the ikan bilis.
she went near to the maid and guess what she saw??
the maid has "diligently" remove the head, and cut every single piece of the ikan bilis into half - as in badan sang ikan tu dipotong dua (atas dan bawah)!
amacam power tak?
Wati,
No worries! I memang bukan takde kerja, ada kerja, tapi takde mood nak buat.
Padahal, deadline is Friday.
Typical of me to just wait til the day before to finish it up.
And samalah, rumah I pun, raya takde org datang.
Usualyl all the sedara semua berkumpul at one place.
Entah eh, maybe the "older" relatives don't feel the need to visit a "younger" relative's place.
After all, I pun salalu , kalau jln raya, pegi rumah yg "senior-senior" aje.
So the same principle applies to the rest agak nya.
No worries! I memang bukan takde kerja, ada kerja, tapi takde mood nak buat.
Padahal, deadline is Friday.
Typical of me to just wait til the day before to finish it up.
And samalah, rumah I pun, raya takde org datang.
Usualyl all the sedara semua berkumpul at one place.
Entah eh, maybe the "older" relatives don't feel the need to visit a "younger" relative's place.
After all, I pun salalu , kalau jln raya, pegi rumah yg "senior-senior" aje.
So the same principle applies to the rest agak nya.
wati
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Athlete, dlm adik-beradik, i lah yg tertua tapi bukan terkutuk eh..heheh.. but i do go to my younger bro house. Agaknya dorang tak sudi dtg rumah aku tak.. maklumlah.. rumah kecik, kerusi pak awang jer.. dorang lain rumah besar, gaji besar, sofa cantik, langsir tukar tiap-tiap tahun.. hehehe..
momma_naqi
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nora...
hah 10 machine aku try semua sama je...
hah 10 machine aku try semua sama je...
momma_naqi
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Air Raya...
jarang beli air botol...
slalu gunakan air kacau je...
Furthermore...first few weeks tak ada orang datang...
Da hujung2 baru sambut tamu
jarang beli air botol...
slalu gunakan air kacau je...
Furthermore...first few weeks tak ada orang datang...
Da hujung2 baru sambut tamu
momma_naqi
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wah wintermelon tea....
nyaman nya....ahhhhhhhh
nyaman nya....ahhhhhhhh
hah i was just abt to post abt mintak air jarang ni.
i went to hb's friend's place for raya that time.
and asked for air jarang.
then i overheard the mother kat dapur cakap "mintak-mintak pulak, ingat ni kedai kopi?"
eversince then, bila jln raya, i never asked anymore, and always keep a bottle of water in the car.
i went to hb's friend's place for raya that time.
and asked for air jarang.
then i overheard the mother kat dapur cakap "mintak-mintak pulak, ingat ni kedai kopi?"
eversince then, bila jln raya, i never asked anymore, and always keep a bottle of water in the car.
momma_naqi
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hah cakap pasal air jarang...
ingat standby those mineral water yg dalam cup pun cantik eh....yg macam kat ferry to Batam diorang kasi
ingat standby those mineral water yg dalam cup pun cantik eh....yg macam kat ferry to Batam diorang kasi